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    Wife : Shall I prepare curry or soup today?
    Hubby : First make it, we will name it later.

    A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
    Dear google, please do not behave like my wife.............
    Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

    A married man's prayer :
    Dear God,
    You gave me childhood, you took it away.
    You gave me youth, you took it away.
    You gave me a wife..... its been years now, just reminding you.

    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner after work.
    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is in a mess, the dishes are not done,
    I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bother with cooking dinner tonight!!!
    Why the hell you bring him home for?"
    Husband answer " Because he's thinking of getting married".

    Husband : I found alladin's lamp today.
    Wife : Wow, what did you ask him for darling.
    Husband : I ask him to increase your brain ten times.
    Wife : Oh darling .... love you so much..... did he do that ?
    Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

    A couple was having dinner in a fancy restaurant. As the food was served,
    the husband said, "Lets eat".
    Wife : Honey.... you say your prayer before eating at home.
    Husband : That's at home sweetheart .... here the chef knows how to cook.