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They Walk Among Us !!!!!!!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'


While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head
and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'


My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin. girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend
drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving.'


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told
me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'.........
(I work with professionals like this.)

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza “to go”. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.*


A psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to
schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a
mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'' Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should
answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.Well, you might ask, 'Captain
Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You
wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'


Sadly, they do walk among us